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I’m sure we all remember the initial rush after quarantine started, when we thought school would only be out for a few weeks, and we collectively rejoiced in the special comfort that was a Netflix...

Arguably one of the most beloved Democrats, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez recently broke the internet by streaming “Among Us,” a game that grew in popularity during the coronavirus pandemic.  On Oct....

Dear Applicant, We are delighted to tell you that we have received your application and… You need to wait another month. Or two. Then, of course, we might defer you, and you’ll get to wait two more!...

If you are having audio problems, visit the original SoundCloud recording here. Guest and Opinion Editor for the Talon Hunter Keaster discusses with host Hayden Brown about the current election and...

Graduation is meant to wrap up a senior’s four years of high school. Seniors receive honors cords for their hard work all four years and being an honor student, which is a student who takes honors/AP...

Here at the Talon, our job titles keep it simple and sweet. Our news editors edit news, our opinion editor edits opinions (thanks Hunter!) and our editors-in-chief serve as the amazing “chiefs” of...

If you’re someone who likes to dress up on Halloween, you know that 2020 poses several extra obstacles which are making the process of finding a costume even more of a challenge than years past. Many...

The award for best picture is coveted among aspiring and established filmmakers alike. The Academy has recently announced that starting in 2024, new criteria regarding diversity must be met in order for...

Step aside Tucker Carlson and Rachel Maddow, there’s a new way to consume political commentary... and it involves your ears.  For those who have never trekked into the enlightening world of podcasts,...

Look, there’s nothing inherently wrong with KIND bars. They’re nestled in countless knapsacks for a quick boost of energy, pedestaled across thousands of pantries as a supreme health food. Yet when...